Paradise Lost

It is now currently the year 2014 and people are less religious than ever. A celebrity recently called Miley Cyrus and it is rumored that she has been working for Satan but that has not been confirmed at this time.

Panic On Earth

On Earth it is now known that Jesus is the real Son of Man. People are realizing the error of their ways and the Roman Empire has adopted Christianity as its official religion. People are praying to God that Jesus will be freed. With every prayer God receives, the powers of Satan grow weaker. However, God has lost 1/3 of His power when Jesus was taken to Hell.

Attack On Christ

1,000 demons were launched for an attack on Christ and he was crucified by followers of the anti-Christ. A legion of archangels went to protect him but they were unsuccessful. One of the archangels, Baalim died in this struggle.

Because Thamuz ordered that no spirits be resurrected, Jesus is now your prisoner in Hell. God is willing to begin negotiations to retrieve His only Son.

NSTDs

Celibate followers of Christ have begun getting sick for an unknown reason. Meanwhile followers of the Anti-Christ have not been affected as they have very active sex lives. This new wave of disease is being called Non-Sexually Transmitted Disease or NSTDs.

Year 10 AD

Talk is spreading throughout the land the Christ child is on Earth. However many doubt that he is the Son of God because there is another prophet who also claims to be sent from God. His message is extremely popular as it preaches a life of sloth, pleasure, and sexual debauchery.

Year 0 BC

After wandering in the wilderness for many years the Israelites have since built a civilization on the Jordan River. This civilization was successful for a number of years but was then taken over by the Roman Empire. God has just sent his Son to Earth supposedly to free the Israelites from Roman rule.